Worst idea for a sitcom Page 43

Boring at Columbine. Michael Moore delivers a speech which causes the students to blow their brains out.

Quote: Tuumble @ April 22 2008, 2:54 PM BST

Pubic Information Film

Interactive public service broadcasting allowing viewers to assess the sexual health of potential partners. Includes graphic close ups of lady gardens and boners that allow a computer animated minature David Bellamy to forage in the undergrowth live on-screen.

Look out for them pesky crabs, David!

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So wrong. >_<

Quote: swerytd @ April 22 2008, 2:59 PM BST

The middle-classes have enough of chav culture and write a strongly-worded letter to the Telegraph in support of a nationwide cull of 'slags' and 'twats'.

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I fully endorse this product and/or event.

Heaven is Macy's.
For females only.

Cock o' Van
Terry, a white van man, declares himself "hardest man in his van" and challenges anyone in the van to take him on should they disagree. Only Arthur, his remedial sidekick, is in the van with him and lacks the mental capacity to understand this philosophical concept so stays schtum. Everyone in the surrounding area, however, thinks he's a cock. So it works on two levels.

"Visually stimulating. The epitome of new-age sitcom conceptually." -- AA Gill
"Cocks" -- everyone else

Dan

Joey's
Realising that acting is not all it's cracked up to be, and the fact that he's not getting any fanny anymore, Joey Tribbiani turns to his second love, food, and opens his own burger restaurant. Just another excuse to make 'Joey and Chandler are gay' jokes and for Drea di Matteo to wear tight tops accentuating her gravity-defying breasts. Vafanapoli.

Dan

Cock o' Van. Write it.

Terry and Déjà vu

A hill of sand built by Aeolian processes relocates to Suburbia where hilarity ensues, again.

Starring Terry Scott and Sting

Cripes. http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Drea+Di+Matteo-2576.html

Quote: Griff @ April 22 2008, 4:29 PM BST

Get with the programme. ;-)

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Yeah, Terry and June was ace!

I'm still in shock when she got whacked in Joey!

Dan

No-one really liked it but I thought it was good. Watched both series and really enjoyed it. It is no Friends *but* there is one long scene involving a robot baby that is far, far funnier than anything in Friends ever was (and, for context, I like Friends to the extent that I think it was probably the best sitcom on TV).

Dan

Quote: swerytd @ April 22 2008, 4:37 PM BST

...I like Friends to the extent that I think it was probably the best sitcom on TV.

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*shakes head in dismay*

Quote: Griff @ April 22 2008, 4:35 PM BST

Was Joey any good ? I liked Friends.

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It had it's moments. His agent was great, Jennifer Coolige, not the one he had on Friends. Conspicuous lack of anybody from Friends guesting or even being mentioned.

Drea got killed in Joey say it isn't so?

Old MacDonald "Had" a Farm.

Frankly ill advised Cbeebies programme on bestiality.

Old MacDonald Had a Farm.

Extremely violent kids' programme about a mentally unbalanced farmer who picks fights with all his animals.

My Race.

Hitler writes Mein Kampf on his social networking site.

When Mary had a little lamb, the doctor was surprised.
But when Old MacDonald had a farm, he couldn't believe his eyes.

http://www.playgroundlaw.com/cgi-bin/browse.pl

I suspect you'll like this site.