Quote: sootyj @ April 22 2008, 11:55 AM BSTNo personal insults?
F**k you gravity, you hamster sniffer.
Does that count as an impersonal insult?
Yes, very impersonal. 
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Harry Kill's TV Burp
The two Harry's poison the little old ladies in the audience in this Bafta award-winning follow-up.
Quote: Tuumble @ April 22 2008, 11:47 AM BSTSpaces High
Aaron finds somewhere to park his high-horse on the top floor at his local multi-story car park.
Harry Trill Show
Harry is combined with a Trill symbiont, in an unfunny DS9 themed pun.
The Surreal Hustle
Surrealist con men, attend to con gullible marks, with herrings probably.
After You've Come
Misunderstood sitcom about post-coital moments. Featuring Nicholas Lyndhurst and Celia Imrie as that not-quite-right couple who you can't quite picture shagging without shivering and going 'Urgh'. Dani Harmer and very special guest Chris Langham star in a very dubious scene which gets the series cancelled after one and a half episodes.
'Finally! A series willing to take risks!' -- AA Gill
'Thoroughly disturbing' -- Paedophilia Weakly
Box Clever:
Man lives in a box and thinks of clever ideas for a sitcom. Fart yourself stupid with laughter each week as he bounces ideas off of himself.
Quote: oldcowgrazing @ April 22 2008, 12:29 PM BSTBox Clever:
Man lives in a box and thinks of clever ideas for a sitcom. Fart yourself stupid with laughter each week as he bounces ideas off of himself.
Quote: swerytd @ April 22 2008, 12:21 PM BSTAfter You've Come
Misunderstood sitcom about post-coital moments. Featuring Nicholas Lyndhurst and Celia Imrie as that not-quite-right couple who you can't quite picture shagging without shivering and going 'Urgh'. Dani Harmer and very special guest Chris Langham star in a very dubious scene which gets the series cancelled after one and a half episodes.
Brazier- A group of striking psychiatrists stand around warming their hands whilst determining whether epistomologically the human race has actually acquired any knowledge or are we just talking a load of sh*t.
Gavin and Starsky
Paul Michael Glaser and Mathew Horne as a pair of mis-matched cops patrolling the mean streets of Billericay.
Nevin & Stacey
Pat Nevin finds the next Pat Nevin via a bizarre series of phone conversations and introduces her to Chelsea, where she ousts Didier Drogba and laughs at Andrei Shevchenko's attempts at British football.
Dan
Pubic Information Film
Interactive public service broadcasting allowing viewers to assess the sexual health of potential partners. Includes graphic close ups of lady gardens and boners that allow a computer animated minature David Bellamy to forage in the undergrowth live on-screen.
Look out for them pesky crabs, David!
Kevin & Spacey
Story of a split personality: "There's only two Kevin Spaceys..."
Culling
The middle-classes have enough of chav culture and write a strongly-worded letter to the Telegraph in support of a nationwide cull of 'slags' and 'twats'. Widely-regarded as the most thought-out and thought-provoking sitcom of recent times, but smashed in the ratings by a repeat of a ginger telling us she 'ain't bovvered'.
Sly and the Family and the Stones
Sly moves in with the Rolling Stones, they have some adventures. Charles Manson's murder cult, pinch their milk from their door step.
Fission Chips
Two atomic scientists open a chippy.
Stasi in Their Eyes.
The Stasi torture rubbish singers, by poking them in the eye.