You love that McKeith woman. You just want to give her a big fat kiss on her bottom. And I bet it wouldn't even smell! So no point then really.
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Quote: Griff @ April 18 2008, 11:44 PM BSTGavin and Spacey
Earnest American theatre impresario tries to inject kitchen-sink realism into moribund Welsh sitcom.
And also takes an unhealthy interest in young boys.
Or so I hear.
Roscoff don't be a silly billy, every one knows (Not a)Dr Jillian McKeith hasn't got a bottom. The reason she likes to smell others poos is she has none of her own.
The McVicar of Dibley
Violent armed robber becomes a parish Priest, kills everyone to a Who soundtrack.
Terry and Loon
Hilarious 70s style sitcom comedy, about Terry a hen pecked office worker. Except the hen really is a bird, as he's married to a rare Canadian bird.
S.H.I.T Crowd.
An hilarious romp about a group of friends who enjoy defecating in each others mouths.
Yeah, that's a bit too far there roscoff.
Quote: Aaron @ April 19 2008, 9:57 AM BSTAnd also takews an unhealthy interest in young boys.
Or so I hear.
I've only heard that he's gay. 
How do rumours that someone's gay still turn into rumours that they're a sicko?
Is it the 1930s?
That happened to Steptoe didn't it.
I'd like to start a rumour that Zooo's into gay men and that Aaron and Sooty are lovers. Reasonable I think.
Fair enough!
Quote: zooo @ April 19 2008, 10:53 AM BSTHow do rumours that someone's gay still turn into rumours that they're a sicko?
Nah, it's the rumours that he took an unhealthy interest in a crew member's young son, and that said crew member had to bring a huge metal bar to the set before he would leave him alone, which turn into rumours that he's a "sicko".
Eye Deal
Johnny Vegas is a pusher of NHS false eyes and spectacles.
Oi drop the self referential banter, or it's catapault time!
Sad He Ate Her
Colourful athletics competition. Between men who lost their wives because they were bad at cunnilingus, and men who had their wives eaten by cannibals.
The Tragic Roundbaout.
Magical adventures on a notorious accident blackspot.
Edited by Aaron.
Police Camera Traction
A 'what happened next' to motorway rubberneckers.
Capstan Pugwash
Animated adventures of tobacco smugglers.
Captain Pugwash.
Pirate adventures, in a grooming salon for small ugly dogs.
Edited By Aaron
A grammar nazi with an encyclopaedic knowledge of comedy is bitten by a rogue ITV2 sitcom and is able to travel through space and time making past unfunny sitcoms funny, propelling the British Comedy Industry into the universe's greatest and most renowned. Laugh as the introduction of Brit-with-funny-accent Gerald Seinfeld transforms Bo' Selecta into the most highly-regarded comedy of all time. Wince as Only Fools And Horses fails at the first hurdle after an ill-judged attempt to teach John Sullivan not to drop apostrophes. Guffaw as Adam Sandler has his head accidentally squashed in a lathe as Aaron attempts to snap his hockey-sized golf club. With Hilarious Consequences!
Dan