Dijon
Meet Jean Le See, a forty-something French mustard maker. He has everything; a steady job, nice house, beautiful wife, loving son and a car. Until one day he gets home from work and finds a letter from his wife informing him that their relationship is over and she has fallen for his ex-best friend, rugby-playing Parisian, Michel.
Quote: The Cool Mikado @ April 18 2008, 2:32 PM BSTDijon
Meet Jean Le See, a forty-something French mustard maker. He has everything; a steady job, nice house, beautiful wife, loving son and a car. Until one day he gets home from work and finds a letter from his wife informing him that their relationship is over and she has fallen for his ex-best friend, rugby-playing Parisian, Michel.
LOL.
Quote: Griff @ April 18 2008, 2:33 PM BSTIt took me a second to realise "Dijon" = "Dear John". Very good LOL!
Oh yeah, explain it for the dullards why don't you!
Gujon
John Barrowman falls in the mincer
Semtextras
Ricky Gervais stars as a suicide bomber
It's a shame you could never pitch any of them to him, as he would kick your bony arses. 
Quote: zooo @ April 18 2008, 3:42 PM BSTIt's a shame you could never pitch any of them to him, as he would kick your bony arses.
No-one is boning my arse, least of all, John Barrowman!
If he wants to, he shall!
But he's happily married to a gawgeous man, so I'm thinking he may not want to f**k any of you. Unthinkable as that may be.
Quote: Griff @ April 18 2008, 3:41 PM BST! I wasn't trying to imply anyone else was dull, just that I was a bit dull for not realising straight away.
Noo, I meant people should work it out for themselves! You spoiled it for them!
Quote: zooo @ April 18 2008, 4:00 PM BSTBut he's happily married to a gawgeous man, so I'm thinking he may not want to f**k any of you. Unthinkable as that may be.
Unthinkable that he WOULD!
Aw. So modest!
Magical Trevor MacDonald
Every one loves Magical Trevor, because at news reading he's ever so clever.
Look at him now explaining the Dow
Trevor MacDOnald flies through space reading the news, and doing animal based magic tricks.
Well it's gotta be better than News Knight.
News Fight
Trevor goes to George Allagia's house, after a few cans of spesh, and asks him for a fight. Natasha Kaplinsky bottles him.
I like 'News Fight'.
However, News Knight wasn't that bad - it got Reginald D. Hunter onto mainstream TV at very least.
Have I Got Poos For You
(Not a) Dr Gillian McKeith, presents topical news quiz, whilst examining topical celebrities' tods.
News Hat Ben
The 10 o'clock news presented by Ben Fogle in a variety of hats, adjusted for the story. For example a dirty mop for any story on Boris Johnson.
The Pong Good Friday
God farts over southern England, typically the English blame the Krauts.
Quote: sootyj @ April 18 2008, 8:35 PM BSTNews Hat Ben
The 10 o'clock news presented by Ben Fogle in a variety of hats, adjusted for the story. For example a dirty mop for any story on Boris Johnson.
I'd watch it
You love that Ben Fogle you do, you want to give him a big girly kiss right on his bottom.
Pie Lander the Craving
A group old fat dope smokers, on a quest to buy the last Ginsters pasty at the all night Esso.
Shite Rider.
(Not a) Dr Jillian McKeith on a lonely quest to bring justice, and healthy bowels. Has a talking mobile toilet called SHITT.
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