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Quote: swerytd @ April 15 2008, 3:31 PM BSTOn The Straight And Barrow
John Barrowman steals a role from Jimmy Nesbitt as the recently-released con trying to make a better life for himself and his ex-wife and kid. Evil king-pin Graham Norton tries to tempt him back for 'one last job'.
Hopefully they'll all get made and he'll be on every channel 24/7. 
Quote: zooo @ April 15 2008, 3:32 PM BSTHopefully they'll all get made and he'll be on every channel 24/7.
He is already!
Ain't life grand?!
Barrow, Row, Row Your Boat
John Barrowman and the two gay dudes from Benidorm literally cruise down the Thames.
Barrow-in-Furness
John Barrowman falls into a Cumbrian pottery kiln with hilarious results.
I have to admit, that's just too funny!
Terry and Spoons
After life (literally) with a frigid June Whitfield, Terry Scott goes on a sex-mad rampage, sleeping with every woman on Earth, all of whom fall for his 'Sex'/'Six' misunderstanding.
The Gang Bang Theory
All the geeks do Penny in more sturdy and inventive ways in an experiment to test the structural rigidity of all the furniture in the apartment.
Little Scouse On The Prairie
Midget Liverpudlian self-farms and does funny stuff.
Nad Slacks
Pantaloons meet Polari in this high camp gagathon.
Timbo and the Jet-Set
Tim Henman is laughed at by a lot of rich, posh people for failing to do anything in his tennis career unlike 'their cousin Tarquin -- aharharhar!'
Grease Is The Word
Biopic of Barrowman's sleazy orgasmic sex-life.
Ooo -- good casting, sir!
Hoorah for the return of pseudo intellectual puns!
Dancing on lice.
Like dancing on ice, only filmed in Kerry Katona's filthy home. As she dances on imaginary lice, borught about by her forgetting to take her meds.
Torchwood
Some one sets fire to John Barrowman.
Doctor's Loo
David Tenant converts his TARDIS into a portaloo. He and Captain Jack go on mnay missions round the rim, and the planet your-ringpiece.
Quote: sootyj @ April 15 2008, 1:38 PM BSTBlakey get's stabbed by a hoody when he asks him to swipe his Oyster, just as he gets on.
gets* >_<
Quote: swerytd @ April 15 2008, 3:49 PM BSTGrease Is The Word
Biopic of Barrowman's sleazy orgasmic sex-life.
Quote: Griff @ April 15 2008, 3:58 PM BSTDon't Pay The Barrowman (Until He Gets You To The Other Side)
Frankly implausible gameshow involving ubiquitous gay ice skater ferrying the souls of dead contestants across the river Acheron. Co-starring Liza Tarbuck as Cerberus.
Quote: sootyj @ April 15 2008, 4:26 PM BSTTorchwood
Some one sets fire to John Barrowman.
Top form this afternoon/evening guys.
Barrowman-in-Furness. Does what it says on the tin.
Tuumble pretty much already did that one.