Malaria Madness
At a reunion gig the whole of th popular band Madness are stricken with malaria and are confined to an isolated hospital ward, inhabited by Didier Drogba and his pet: Cheryl Cole.
Worst idea for a sitcom Page 104
A place in the bun', ordinary folk suggest tasty fillings, celebrities are invited to chomp on same, would last 1 hour,loads of adverts.
Casual Tea
Set in a hospital cafeteria, the characters are far too laxidaisical with their beverages and end up with third degree buns.
Quote: Tuumble @ December 29 2010, 1:59 PM GMTCasual Tea
Set in a hospital cafeteria, the characters are far too laxidaisical with their beverages and end up with third degree buns.
One man and his cough' , guy gets ill then coughs up phlegm for Gillian Mc Kieth to inspect, the invalid is then sent to A ustralian outback to recover.
Hence 'I'm a casulity ... Get Me Out Of Here!'. OH, Gillian offers up handy tips for easy repatriation.
Cheep show
Surprisingly rude sitcom about 2 flatsharing chics
Shooting Stars
Not to be confused with the output from the wacky duo of Vic and Bob
Oh no, this piece of shite involves drug dependent celebrities indulging in all manner of class A drugs live on ITV3.
Episode one sees Kate Moss and Kerry Katona pitted against Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse. The format? Simple. The 'celebs' gorge on free, lethal narcotics and the first couple to die - win!
Mr Sheen. Bearded weirdo flies around your house in a miniture bi-plane pulling funny faces and cleaning your coal scuttle.
Mr Martin Sheen
Funny little guy polishes..off the cocaine.
Prime-Ministereval
One half of a successful comedy duo (for reasons known only to himself - tax bill?) runs a top secret project to control portals to another dimension where ex country leaders live. Ex pop group star and 'Britain's Got Crap Actors' finalists help to keep the secret by running around London armed to the teeth, shooting and shouting in equal measure. This week they track down a 10 foot tall Dennis Healyosaurus who runs amok in Tescos.
Laugh? Well, it must be a f**king comedy, .....surely.....?
Prime Leevil
BCG Towers is attacked by a poorly animated CGI moderator who appears randomly.
What's worse?
He's a vegetarian as well...the beast!
The Leevil Dead
Zombie moderators take over the world, fortunately they're vegetarian.
Seamusless
Residents of a large Dublin housing estate awake one morning to find that everyone called Seamus has disappeared.
Love Thy Linesman
Housemates Richard Keyes and Andy Gray get new Neighbours.
F**k me if one of them isn't a woman linesman.
Light hearted 70's style humour (sceptics might find it mildly sexist)
Skins
Sitcom about cigarette papers. Mainly visual, not much dialogue.
'Queers 'n' Beers'
Graham Norton, Boy George, Ross Kemp and Vinnie Jones star in this oddball comedy about 4 unlikely room mates on a 3 month job training residential course. When the 2, extra-camp, gays (Kemp/Jones) and 2 hard drinking, shag-anything-in-a-skirt, straight guys (Norton/George) clash, as is often the case, all manner of mirth and merriment ensues. A great series for the homophobes in the audience - it's somewhat of a throwback to those primetime 70s sitcoms we all loved. With guest appearances from Lulu and Kenny Lynch in episode one what could possibly go wrong? Its one to watch out for.