Steve Sunshine
The BCG critque must be restarted by flying a ship loaded with Sunshines weapons grade sketches into its dark cold heart.
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The Boil Family
A fly-on-the-wall observational sitcom about a family who have sucumbed to all manner of boils, furnacles and carbuncles. Laughter abounds as bumpy, red pus-filled lumps often explode at the most innappropriate times.
Sandy Boil (Ted Robbins) suffers the indignity of his clustered carbuncle expoloding steaming blood-ridden pus on his hot dates pristine white blouse, whilst during a furnacle draining scene, Ma Boyle (Pam Ferris)has a terrible incident with a surgical lance. Combine this with their only son, 'Pusy' Russ Boyle, constantly trying to disguise his facial fungus in order to snare his first bit of ass - and we have a perfect recipe for good all round family entertainment!
Horrible Hysterectomies
Historical jokes aplenty as quick fire sketches and funny songs make light of the menopause and other female gynecological problems for a teenage audience.
Monty and Pythons Flying Circumcisions
Programme notes
Where the 2 same surgeons each week (Monty and Python) go up in 2 separate RAF personnel carriers on a very stormy night and attempt to carry out a circimsicion on an different adolescent boy each.
The surgeon who wins the day will be the one who overcomes the bumps and turbulence thrown up. The winning surgeon is the one who does least damage to the youths apendage - and performs the neatest job.
A running tally over the 6 weeks will take place. In the event of a tie, a 'slice-off' will take place - where the 2 surgeons have to see how many circumcisions they can undertake in 5 minutes, in the studio whilst blindfolded and wearing boxing gloves. (Obvioulsy we will skew results so that this 'slice-off' takes place.) 
Its going to be great for ratings if occassionally a bell-end or gonad is 'accidentally' severed - but this has to look authentic - and not contrived at all.
Christine Bleakley will host in the studio - with Vernon Kay holding things together in mid air. The youths' families should also be present, along with a few school friends (maybe even Dr Hilary Jones for a medical angle?) in the studio in order that both their stress and reactions can be monitored.
7.30, Saturday evenings - before X Factor. its gonna be a winner.
The Stretch Armstrong and Windy Miller Show
Quote: Will Cam @ November 4 2010, 4:25 PM GMTHorrible Hysterectomies
Historical jokes aplenty as quick fire sketches and funny songs make light of the menopause and other female gynecological problems for a teenage audience.
Dixons of Dock Green
Due to financial cutbacks, George and the boys have to share premises with the private sector. Store profits soon plunge as every time a customer enters the store, George politely but firmly says "Move along there now sir, nothing to see".
"A Girl's Best Friend"
A 21st Century sitcom based upon the 1974 BBC pilot that was taken no further.
Each episode features a different girl and a rabbit.
Strapline: 'Watership Down it ain't'.
The Wan Ronnie.
Gregarious glasses guru Gay Gok tries his hand at impressions in this Channel 5 primetime show.
"It's goodnight from me"
"And It's one up my arse from him'
Frankie Boyles Maddy Doll Fights
Britains most daring comedian wanders around a TV studio with a life sized Maddy doll he fights.
Hilarious and incisive unless you're a total square.
Keeping Up Disappearances- The McCann's search Europe in hilarious attempts to find a new daughter to lose. It's like a National Lampoons Vacations but funnier.
Dark funny, but would work with out McCanne reference (I am a hypocrite)
Creep Show
Radio head's first sitcom
Off the Boyle
Frankie Boyle, Susan Boyle and The Hoff all have to run a branch of Booze busters. Hoff drinks the stock and f**ks Susan Frankie yells Father F**ker till someone points out that joke was in Southpark the Movie first,
Bargain C**t
Sequel to Gash in the Attic. Two teams, a load of old fanny.
Black Cooks- Ainsley Harriot stars with Lenny Henry in this sequel to Chef.
Shites - filmed entirely on location in and around various British towns and cities, this sitcom follows the trials and tribulations of a group of comedy fans and wannabe writers as they try endlessly to amuse each other on an Internet forum