Quote: sootyj @ September 24 2010, 4:29 PM BSTFancy teaming up on The Biggest Homo?
Hardly seems worth it if it's already been done. Besides, the use I had for it was as a line of dialogue, not a sketch based on the premise. I'm not much for direct parody.
Yes that's what I meant of course it was.
Creep Show
Sitcom about Radio Head. Like the Monkees but more depressing.
The Sarah Paine Adventures
Dr Who themed kids show featuring lots of vibrating lipsticks and adventures in phone boxes....
Quote: sootyj @ September 26 2010, 11:26 AM BSTYes that's what I meant of course it was.
Creep Show
Sitcom about Radio Head. Like the Monkees but more depressing.The Sarah Paine Adventures
Dr Who themed kids show featuring lots of vibrating lipsticks and adventures in phone boxes....
Early Whores
Sitcom about 3 prostitute hungry sales execs who have to get out of work in time before Stephen Write kills all the prosies they were hoping to shag.
Breath of Fresh air
Windsor Davies, Bill Oddie and Lulu star in this humourous new sitcom set in an underground public convenience is Glasgow. Lulu has just invested heavily in the venture - buying it from Glasgow City council for a nominal sum. Whilst a youngster in Glasgow she used to shoot up, and get fingered senseless in the bogs here - hence the nostalgiac purchase.She intends to make it the finest private 'shitter' north of the border, and recruits Jock McTaggart (Davies) as her number one - with Bill Oddie (Scotty Scott) as his hapless number two.
The opening episode revolves around the official opening of said convenience - with eminent Glasgow politicians attending the ceremony. A behind the scenes drainage problem results in a 'blowback' scenario occuring with the all the local dignitaries ending up being covered from head to toe in excrement from the toilets of the curry house next door.
All ends well for Lulu when she manages to persuade the City Mayor to commit to a massive new drainage project (she has to smoke his sausage as well - but hey)
Its gonna be a winner!
And the Millerband played
Dave and Ed played sad comic trombones as the HMS Labour sink beneath the waves. Ed gets to be the biggest tromboner.
Tony Blair and Gordon Brown having (kind of) made up, decide to open a small bakery in an East Midlands former mining village.
The pair, whilst well versed in the ways of global politics, prove to be completely useless when it comes to bakery and delicatesen matters. A power struggle ensues from day one when Tony promises Gordon he can open up and front the operation, yet when Gordon arrives at 8am - Tony has been there an hour already and is charmng the customers with free 'Blair' eclairs. Gordon overspends on the cream supplies, and Tony seems to spend all of his spare time plotting a war with the butchers across the street.
This sets the tone for this bizarre wacky sitcom. Add in the mayhem caused when John 'two jags' Prescott calls by and eats the profits, and also when Alistair Campbell arrives with Bill Clinton (who asks for cock a leekie soup) - in a surprise reunion all hell lets loose in the village.
Cameo appearances by Lady Thatcher and Arthur Scargill (boxing match scene ep. 3)ensure that this comedy definitely has legs.
Its gonna be a winner!
Blair in the big Brown House
Tony Blair dresses up as a bear and hides in Gordon Brown's quite large house. No one cares, cos Ed Millibands leader and he's going to making everything right.
The Princess and the Poo
Sarah Fergusson is put inside for wasting tax payers money but retaliates with a dirty protest.
Mind(er) your Language.
George Cole and Dennis Waterman team up again as Arthur Daley and Terry McCann. this time they have started a new language school in Brighton. Arthur sees massive opportunities with the recent Government grants for individuals to receive English lessons paid by the state. He's soon making a nice litle earner.
Connie Huq stars as the glamorous yet stupid Asian pupil whom Terry rides like a blackpool donkey in almost every episode. Arthur also sees big opportunities in fake passports and human traficking across the channel - and teams up with his French counterpart, a Monsieur D'aley in ep 2.
All in all, this promises to revive the fortunes of the loveable rogues.
Dennis Waterman also writes and sings the theme tune.
It's gonna be a winner!
All Whites
Ex funny man and 4th rate lifeguard Michael Barrymore stars as a chef who is a rip off of a real chef. Fagsted!
Bennydorm
Vegas has had his fat arse sacked for dissing the show so Derren Litten raids 1970's soap gold.
Paul Henry pulls on his IQ sucking beanie and joins Shughie McFee and Miss Doy-anne round the all inclusive pool (Due to recently introduced Spanish health and safety laws, Sandy can't take his wheelchair poolside). To pass the time, he rather optimistically joins Amy Turtle and swingers Donald and Jacqueline Stewart in a last man standing shag-a-thon.
Maddy Men
Tasteless sitcom about ad agency run by paedophiles
Silence of the Ams
Sweial killer@thriller featuring Lord Sugar and Ruth Badger as Clarice?Starling
Not Growing owt
A Northern farm gets hit by the recession.
Eternal Steve Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Steve wipes peoples memories with high powered pun beam. Jim Carey actually not that annoying.