Bushbaby, of this very forum, has kindly agreed to be in one of our sketches so we've agreed to film one of hers......anyway do any of you A) live in London and B) have previous history of darts excellence and be willing to lend us your trophies ?!
NB This is her corking sketch.
CAMERA PANS ROUND A LOUNGE. WE SEE DARTS TROPHIES DISPLAYED. A COUPLE ARE HAVING SEX ON THE RUG. MAN ROLLS OFF OF HER.
MAN.
One hundred and eighty!!
WOMAN
You cheeky bastard I'm not a dart board.
MAN
No, You're my 180th shag.
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