Musharrif is on mobile phone.
Musharrif
Hey Georgie Boy, it is me you’re old pal Musharrif, you know ex president of Pakistan, worked with you on a war on terror for 5 years. I bought you an ice cream once….with two flakes and strawberry syrup…..yes that Musharrif. Since I lost the election, and the government decided to investigate, the vote rigging, and the assassinations I’ve had to go into hiding in the Torabarah mountains….it stinks, I think my neighbour is a porn film producer, he’s making noisy films, all bloody night
Sound of Allah Ackbar, and screams, Musharrif bangs on wall.
Keep it down Osama…ah George you’re moving here soon…..hiding from….vote rigging……assassinations….snap…that’ll be nice.
Hangs up
Well their goes the neighbourhood. Could I get a sleazier crook as a neighbour?
Tony Blair walks on.
Hi Tony new in the neighbourhood, spare a cup of sugar?