British Comedy Guide

There goes the neighberhood

Musharrif is on mobile phone.

Musharrif
Hey Georgie Boy, it is me you’re old pal Musharrif, you know ex president of Pakistan, worked with you on a war on terror for 5 years. I bought you an ice cream once….with two flakes and strawberry syrup…..yes that Musharrif. Since I lost the election, and the government decided to investigate, the vote rigging, and the assassinations I’ve had to go into hiding in the Torabarah mountains….it stinks, I think my neighbour is a porn film producer, he’s making noisy films, all bloody night

Sound of Allah Ackbar, and screams, Musharrif bangs on wall.

Keep it down Osama…ah George you’re moving here soon…..hiding from….vote rigging……assassinations….snap…that’ll be nice.

Hangs up

Well their goes the neighbourhood. Could I get a sleazier crook as a neighbour?

Tony Blair walks on.

Hi Tony new in the neighbourhood, spare a cup of sugar?

I liked the ending, didn't see it coming.

Nice little skit, but will they be happy about associating porn with Muslim prayer? But you will know that of course, I don't know the line these shows draw.

I did find this funny anyway.

Thanks as for the line. Ever since they did a skit about the McCannes agreeing to have their daughter done in, so they could see the Pope, not much of a line left !

Though good point, I'm trying to suggest Osama killing some one so I guess thats not clear.

Thanks

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