Heather Helps out
Heather Mills is talking to Gordon Brown,
Heather
So Prime minister what can I do to help stop , poor Welsh kids hanging themselves? Berate them in my nasal Geordie voice, shout at them about how Paul used to sneak my leg off at night, and beat me with it?
Gordon
Not quite I’d like you to goto Wales,
Hands her a bag, she looks in it there’s a length of rope in it.
Gordon
And hang yourself, your so uncool, no kid would ever do what you do.
Kerry Katona runs on and wrestles with Heather for the rope.
Kerry
Gerr off, I’m the bipolar, drug addicted, slummy mummy, I’m 10 times as hated as you.
Gordon
Ladies you can both hang yourself, it’ll be the only popular thing I’ve done since I got Tony’s job.
