I apologise in advance for this skit, I was writing to what I thought the NR wanted at the time.
Whose poo is it anyway
Jillian McKieth is on stage with a bucket
Jillian
Hi I'm channel 4's Dr Jillian McKeith, the scary poo lady, presenting my new show, "Whose poo is it anyway?"
Sniffs buckets, runs her hand through it.
Jillian
Well this poo is very rich, and it reeks, and it absolutely reeks of self interest. Also
for such a smelly, piece of waste, it's pretty insubstantial, like it's going to be forgotten in a week. Is this the poo from the toilets of the Davos conference?
George Bush walks on.
George
Well done scary poo lady, now give us the bucket.
Jillian
What on earth for?
Geroge pulls out a spoon
George Long as george is president every one gets to eat my shit
I like this one Joel.
