This is well wrong

A POLICE MAN IS INTERVIEWING A DJ

DJ
What do you want, I’m just a DJ, Mr Abba Dabba Doo, the hits of the 70s.

POLICE
Shut up you horrible man, we have reason to believe your behind this spate of suicides in Wales, we’ve been looking at some of your songs.

DJ
That’s ridiculous.

POLICE
Rainy Days and Mondays by the Carpenters,

DJ
Why would that make any one suicidal?

POLICE
These lyrics sir.
Sometimes Id like to quit Nothing ever seems to fit
“Hangin around”, it’s a blatant call to self annihilation. This one’s even worse, We’d like to teach the world to sing.

DJ
But that’s a lovely song.

POLICE
By the noose seekers, your nicked sunshine.

So they shag them and act like them too.

eh?

Sheep.

Hey this isn't meant to pick on the Welsh I think they're fantastic.

It's OK - I won't tell Slaggs, Gavin etc.

Deceptively short, the punchline made me smile.

Interesting that the media is taking the blame (as usual) from the coppers on the case. Admittedly many papers have dealt with it with all the subtlety of a Molotov cocktail, but IMO kids have to be pretty bloody unstable in the first place to think "Oh, go on then, I'll top meself."

How about a collection to send a few of our members to Bridgend for the weekend?

With any luck, the forum will be an altogether happier place come Monday.

Interested in which forum members are well hung are ya?