What are your favourite FUNNY quotes from sitcoms, films, etc?
Fave Quotes...
Sniff my cheese you mother.
"I Stand corrected, said the man in the Orthopedic shoes"
INFACT THAT WHOLE PARTRIDGE EPISODE!! GENIUS!
You will respect my authoratie!
I bear a small resemblance to Cartman, and that episode came out just as I got a promotion, and was having to tell people what to do.
"Call me big nose again and I'll take you to the f**king cleaners."
Not particularly clever or inventive but always, always makes me howl.
"I spent a quid on these underpants and there's 50p's worth stuck up my arse."
A man after my own heart.
Clone High:
JFK: Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys.
[car flips over]
If we don't fight Captain they will kill us.
Several from the US Office...
"What is up with me today?! Usually hit those..."
"That's what she said"
"That was a slight over-reaction."
Police probe Leeds girls snatch.
"We are all out of cornflakes. F.U. Took me three hours to figure out that F.U. stood for Felix Unger!!!