Grwon man cry

Grown Man Cry 20/2/.2008
Mick Jagger is talking to a journalist.

Journalist
Mr Jagger when did you start having an affair with Heather Mills ?

Mick
What?

Journalist
Ws it her husky Geordie accent, her eccentric personality, or her missing leg.

Mick
I have not had an affair with her, you’re mad.

Journalist
Oh please, we’ve run out Beatles; “Hey judiciary,” “The long and winding road to divorce,” even “She is a walrus,” we figured if we dragged you in we could use Stones puns.

Mick
Euurrgghh no way, she’d make a grown man cry, Paul will be dancing in the street when she’s gone.
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I can see the newspaper headline after a livid Heather makes allegations about Mick on GMTV:

"Wild Whore Says . . ."

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Come on, all you 'original' sketch writers, you KNOW you're going to steal that one.

Thanks and yoink I'm stealing that line.

i love that!

"wild whore says"

foxy box put some other stuff up that you have wrote. real stuff not just things with tit's and arse in them.