Vampire bumholes

Vampire bum holes 20/2/2008

Mohammed
Al Fayed is talking to an adviser.

Mohammed
So how you like my performance at inquest, I stick it up Royal family bum hole. Ha I call Charlie ugly donkey face a crocodile, and Phil the Greek bastard, a Nazi.

AdviserBad news Mr Al Fayed you’re being sued.

Mohammed
Who by royal bum holes have no sense of humour?

Adviser
Er no a Mr A Hitler of Brazil says he’s nothing like Prince Philip. The World Wild Fund are furious at what you’ve done to the image of crocodiles.

Mohammed
Ah bum holes, still they still all vampires, vampire bum holes.

Adviser
About that Mr Al Fayed, we are being sued by a Count Dracula, from Transylvania I believe.

Nice idea sootyj. Sure you could improve it though.

Vampire bum holes 20/2/2008

Mohammed Al Fayed is talking to an adviser.

Mohammed

So how you like my performance at inquest, I stick it up Royal family bum hole. Ha; I call Charlie ugly wife a crocodile, and Phil the Greek bastard, a Nazi, he German you know..

Adviser

Bad news Mr Al Fayed you’re being sued.

Mohammed

Who by royal bum holes they have no sense of the humour?

Adviser

Er no a Mr A Hitler of Boy’s town Brazil says he’s nothing like Prince Philip. The World Wild Fund are furious at what you’ve done to the image of crocodiles.

Mohammed

Ah bum hole, still they still all vampires, vampire bum holes.

Adviser

About that Mr Al Fayed. We are being sued by a Count Dracula, from Transylvania I believe.

Some improvements, some edits. Not my best stuff, but felt I needed to write something on the subject and right soon. Have strong vision of Al Fayed as Stavros old Enfield character, but rich, and missing some sandwiches from his hamper.

How about something like:-

Mohammed Al Fayed is talking to an adviser.

Mohammed
So how you like my performance at inquest, I stick it up Royal family bum hole. Ha I call Charlie useless, Camilla an ugly donkey faced crocodile, and Phil the Greek bastard, a Nazi.

Adviser
Great Mr Fayed; except you’re being sued by three parties.

Mohammed
Ah, those three royal vampire bum holes!

Adviser
Er no. Firstly you’re being sued by the Hitler family from Paraguay, they’re saying Adolf was a cutie compared to Philip.
Secondly Lacoste are furious at what you’ve done to the image of crocodiles.

Mohammed
But they’re bum holes, still vampire bum holes.

Adviser
and thirdly by a Mr C. Dracula, from Transylvania.

(If he survived Hitler himself would be almost 120 years old now)

I like it's neat, and works may resubmit it again.

n.b. the boys town was a reference To the Boys from Brazil a film where Hitler is cloned