Viva revoloucion. 20/2/2008.
Two care home managers are standing side by side (Jim and Lin)
Jim
Open an Old folks home, will make fortune you said we’ll make a mint.
Lin
Sorry.
Jim
Bed at 6pm , turn the heating off, and feed them gruel to save money.
Lin
Sorry.
Jim
Take celebrity old gits from abroad, to make even more money.
Lin
I’m so sorry.
Fidel Castro walks on.
Fidel
Feed Fidel gruel, send Cuba’s father to bed at 6pm before Eastenders the revolution starts here! Take aim firing squad! Fire,
Jim and Lin are shot.
Old gits of UK you may not be able to take control of your bowels, but with me you will take control of the government.
C