CHEEZY BROWN
GORDON BROWN HAS A CHEESE SANDWICH.
GORDON PICKS IT UP, AND HOLDS IT TO HIS FACE.
GORDON
Ok so I can’t manage the economy, or make people like me but at least I can eat a sandwich properly.
Gordon tries to jam it in his ear, holds it up to his face like a puppet.
GORDON (IN A TONY VOICE)
Ha, you one eyed, lying Scots man, you can’t even eat a sandwich.
GORDON THROWS SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR AND STAMPS ON IT.
GORDON
Stop laughing at me, stop laughing at me.
HIS PHONE RINGS, HE ANSWERS.
GORDON
Nationalise another failing UK bank Alistair, I’m crazy, but not that crazy.
