GORDON BROWN IS ENJOYING A CHEESE SANDWICH IN HIS FRONT ROOM, HIS WIFE WALKS IN.
GORDON IS WATCHING TV.
WIFE: Is that wensyldale?
GORDON: No it’s emerdale.
Gordon Brown
This made me laugh - quite explosively. I was expecting something different. Loved the fact it's randomly Gordon Brown. 
Bloody impressed....about 3 mins?
Very good, and it's funny.
I bow before you master.
Is it a master class though? DING DONG
Cheat 
Quote: ian_w @ February 19, 2008, 9:25 PMCheat
Whoops I was laughing at Ray's daft joke!
It's so ridiculous that it's funny.
Blame sootyj.
GORDON BROWN IS ENJOYING A SANDWICH WHILE WATCHING TV.
HIS WIFE WALKS IN.
WIFE: Is that Emmerdale?
GORDON: No it’s Wensleydale.
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Now put your hands on your hearts and tell me that's not an improvement.
Why thank you so much. I was always backwards at school. That has more of a chime to it.
Quote: FoxyBox @ February 19, 2008, 10:22 PMGORDON BROWN IS ENJOYING A SANDWICH WHILE WATCHING TV.
HIS WIFE WALKS IN.
WIFE: Is that Emmerdale?
GORDON: No it’s Wensleydale.
...................................................................................Now put your hands on your hearts and tell me that's not an improvement.
It works AS well!
No! Foxy? Said his was better, so it must be.
Quote: Ray Dawson @ February 19, 2008, 10:26 PMNo! Foxy? Said his was better, so it must be.
Matter of opinion! 
Quote: FoxyBox @ February 19, 2008, 10:22 PMGORDON BROWN IS ENJOYING A SANDWICH WHILE WATCHING TV.
HIS WIFE WALKS IN.
WIFE: Is that Emmerdale?
GORDON: No it’s Wensleydale.
...................................................................................Now put your hands on your hearts and tell me that's not an improvement.
I like this version the best sorry but it is a matter of opinion