NEW IRAQ
GORDON BROWN IS ON HIS MOBILE PHONE
GORDON
Ok Alex Salmond, you can have independence, keep the oil, and I’ll even throw in Trident.
FX HANGS UP AND REDIALS
GORDON
Hi George, you were looking for a small, oil rich country, with weapons of mass destruction, that you could invade, I think I might have what you’re looking for.
i'm a bit thick. who's Alex Salmond? is he the scottish guy? (only know that 'cos i googled it!)
like the premise tho.
Yep! Short & Sharp.
V.Good.
Quote: wayne lewis @ February 19, 2008, 7:19 PMi'm a bit thick. who's Alex Salmond? is he the scottish guy? (only know that 'cos i googled it!)
like the premise tho.
Yes - and you're next - although what has Wales got - apart from Gavin
i have you know Mr Chapman we have pot noodles! haven't you seen the adverts? bloody troglodytes.
Your best, SootyJ, short and very good.
I wrote that ages ago, have I peaked?
Is this how David Bowie felt writing his lat album.
In news revue
Agree with Slag A. Your best! (nearly did a typo there 'you're best'!)
Yep, great little sketch.
Ditto!
An oldie(ish, going by the date of the post) but a goodie.
I must be ailing for something, sootyj, 'cos that's two in a row of yours I like! 