British Comedy Guide

Mosquito, Page 2

I’ve tried to watch The Aristocrats film but I only lasted about 10 minutes before feeling too ill to carry on. I'd heard the joke once before and, when you’ve heard it once, you never want to hear it again. Well, I don’t anyway.

It’s a great joke though, and its stomach-churning filthiness makes the punch line all the more hilarious.

I actually walked out of the cinema through boredom.

n.b. with this skit I dropped a much ruder joke about Diana, and submarines restraint is the mark of quality.

Also added a new skit that I think is completely clean, and hopefully funny, if woefully dated.

I thought it was pretty good. Keep the Blunt in. "You're Beautiful" or whatever it's called. Don't listen to anyone who tells you they like it or that it's not *extremely* annoying. Take the last line out though I'd say, it adds nothing IMO.

Thanks I liked the idea of a musical punch, nice pace change.

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