Quote: jake how @ March 1, 2008, 8:04 PMA poem for EllieJP:
I watched you there with them massive tits,
I watched you there with them bits,
I watched you there sitting on a rock,
I watched you there sucking that cock.
I thought she liked wildfowl.
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jake, you are an accidental genius, bathing in a pool of ignorance, playing with your little rubber duck of quirkiness (Pauline Quirkiness if you like).
Quote: jake how @ March 1, 2008, 8:04 PMA poem for EllieJP:
I watched you there with them massive tits,
I watched you there with them bits,
I watched you there sitting on a rock,
I watched you there sucking that cock.
Why do I get the feeling a jury will be hearing this one day?
Let's stop quoting it shall we!
It's a bit full on, that one, Jake.
Quote: zooo @ March 1, 2008, 9:25 PMLet's stop quoting it shall we!
It's a bit full on, that one, Jake.
What?
Quote: jake how @ March 1, 2008, 8:04 PMA poem for EllieJP:
I watched you there with them massive tits,
I watched you there with them bits,
I watched you there sitting on a rock,
I watched you there sucking that cock.
Oh that!
OK then.
Quote: Leevil @ March 1, 2008, 8:50 PMjake, you are an accidental genius, bathing in a pool of ignorance, playing with your little rubber duck of quirkiness (Pauline Quirkiness if you like).
He's not Karl in disguise is he?
Poor Ellie. 
Re, Karl. Ha. No.
Aww... 
I'd love it if Karl were on here!
... Karl?
Pilkington.
I thought you meant him. But I didn't "get" the link. Now I do. Yay! Go me!
Oh dear... My name is being rubbed in the dirt and smeared with shit.
Much like your ... No, I won't go there. *stops self just in time*
I tried to stop them!
I know - thanks Zooo.
Hah! Ellie, you're dirtier than the lot of them! 
And you didn't even phone your mother. zooo, have you phoned yours?
I made her a card!