Int. Front Room
A policeman is looking at the dead body of a man on the floor.
Policeman: Murdered. But by who? Who indeed?
The door to the room opens and in walks a sexy woman wearing suspenders, a basque etc. She waggles her finger at the policeman.
Woman: Looks like someone's been very, VERY, naughty.
The policeman's eyes light up.
Policeman: Hello gorgeous!
The woman comes striding over to him. The camera shows that she's carrying a knife behind her back.
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Int. Front Room
Another policeman is looking at the dead body of a man and the original policeman on the floor.
Policeman 2: A civvy and a PC, both murdered. How very strange.
The door to the room opens and in walks a sexy woman wearing suspenders, a basque etc. She waggles her finger at policeman 2.
Woman: Looks like someone's been very, VERY, naughty.
Policeman 2's eyes light up.
Policeman 2: Oh I've been bad. So bad, baby.
The woman comes striding over to him. The camera shows that she's carrying a knife behind her back.
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Int. Front Room
Another Policeman is looking closely at the walls. The body of a man and 2 policemen lie on the floor. The door to the room opens and in walks a sexy woman wearing suspenders, a basque etc. She waggles her finger at the policeman as he turns round to face her.
Woman: Looks like someone's been very, VERY, naughty.
Policeman 3: (VERY CAMP) Tell me about it! Magnolia? In this day and age?! Oh and as for those curtains! OH!
Woman: What?
The woman looks bemused. Policeman 3 strides over to the woman.
Policeman 3. I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me. To Homebase.
ENDS