British Comedy Guide

Army quickie sketch

Int. Unknown Location.

Close up shot of an army general in full uniform. He appears to be sat down and is looking into the camera.

Army general: We will advance forwards. Forwards through the streets and onto GLORY!

Camera pulls out to reveal the army general sat around a table playing a game of Monopoly with his wife.

Wife: Yes, so you rolled a 6 dear.

ENDS

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