What did your School Reports say about you?

Going through some boxes here & I have come accross all my old reports.

Mine are the same from early all the way through. In a nutshell this.

The General Gist.
Charlene rarely listens & hardly ever concentrates. Her need to rush things through, are a cause for concern. Charlene is happiest when causing friction among her fellow pupils.
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Charlene has the ability to do very well in this subject. Sadly she chooses, not to. I have lost count of the amount of times, I have had to give her detention, for which she never turns up.
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My biggest regret is that I f**ked around in school.

Anyhoo. What was your reports like?

Similar, turns out I was dyslexic. It's amazing how in my day. So much was missed by teachers, I wander if things have improved.

Theyve always been good But when I was very young I got in a report "Robyn tends to be upset by the smallest things, such as a lost rubber band."

In one of my reports my german teacher put a kiss!!

She help me get my C Needed In German(Dont know what for tho!)...by using the trick of pausing while recording and telling what to say!
...then releasing pause... I Thought this is nice of her! Getting the schools exam qaulifications higher...so the school looked good!!

OHHHH NNOOOO!!!

She was on the front page of "The Sun" Newspaper! like a week later...she had slept with half the students in the school...and got deported back to Canada!
Dirty Canadian Teaching German Bint!!!

If i knew that i would i have probably got an at least a C+

TRUE STORY!

And you didn't get any? Gutted.

To be fair she looked my science teacher...hes in his 50's with a glass eye! (probably some experiment went wrong!)

but if it would of got me C+........ I Probably would off!

Thats how i roll!

"Paul's the class clown and needs to learn to control himself from distracting himself and others" - pretty much sums up my school reports as a child all the way till I was 16.

what happened then? did you leave school, or miraculously change your ways?

I was a good girl who never did anything wrong, went throughout the whole of school without a singe detention. All my reports were excellent and my mum actually admitted to me that my reports bored her cause they were so good. Talk about positive reinforcement! hmmm

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what happened then? did you leave school, or miraculously change your ways?

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I started to "Control" myself once I got into college but I am a working man now and I get monthly reviews where I even get told now that I could be more professional

But it's ok because I rock at my job.

Haha snap exactly Ellie

Quote: EllieJP @ February 19, 2008, 1:47 PM

I was a good girl who never did anything wrong, went throughout the whole of school without a singe detention. All my reports were excellent and my mum actually admitted to me that my reports bored her cause they were so good. Talk about positive reinforcement! hmmm

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That's before they built the new bike sheds...

Mmm, I'm afraid I was a straight A clean-sweeper as well. I remember at my first school in Birmingham before I moved to Malvern we used to have awards for the two best pupils in each subject and I won them all. Even PE. Every year as the ceremony went on the other kids would be telling me: "You haven't won anything this year, Williams." They had failed to grasp that the awards were being handed out in alphabetical order.

"Who is this person?"

I was the undisputed queen of bunking off! All my teacher moaned that I was "bright, polite, but stuborn prefering to do her own thing rather than what she is supposed to be doing and needs focus and not to argue with her teachers" (to be fair, they were all idiots and all I was doing was pointing out so) except my drama teachers who would rave on for half a page giving the mothership more ideas about RADA.

Plus is says a lot that I was the only girl in my tutor group to go onto uni and not have a baby before I reached 20.