I have felt that my life, and career for some years have been adversely affected by one thing. I lack a theme tune, and have decided to hire a small brass band to follow me around for 2 days a week, and play the SootyJ theme tune.
But which tune? I feel it should be a 1980s action show theme, to encapsulate my rugged masculinity, air of adventure, and fantastic chest hair curly perm combo.
But which theme,
Airwolf
Street hawk
The A Team
The Fall Guy
or the butchest of all
Cagney and Lacy