INT. EXAMINATION ROOM/COSMETIC SURGERY - DAY
A WOMAN SITS OPPOSITE THE DOCTOR.
DOCTOR
What seems to be the problem?
WOMAN
Well, the butt tuck gave me the arse of a baboon, the bottox the lips of a duck billed platypus, the eye lift a couple of panda eyes, the tummy tuck a kangaroo pouch and the boob job a couple of rugby balls!
DOCTOR
The boob job was a touch hasty, we ran out of parts. I could exchange them for a couple of footballs?
WOMAN
Perfect!
DOCTOR
And the response so far?
WOMAN
Everyone says I look amazing!
DOCTOR
What did I tell you! Anything else?
THE WOMAN PUTS HER OLD GNARLED HANDS ON THE DOCTOR’S DESK.
DOCTOR
I see, I’ll book you in.
WOMAN
Thank you doctor.
AS THE WOMAN OFFERS HER HAND ACROSS THE DESK, THE DOCTOR EXTENTS HIS WHITE COATED ARM TO REVEAL A DOLPHIN’S FLIPPER.
THE WOMAN SHAKES THE FLIPPER.
DOCTOR
New range. Just in. Hideously expensive!
WOMAN
(GIGGLES)
I can’t wait to tell the girls!
THE WOMAN SCUTTLES OUT.
THE DOCTOR REMOVES THE DOLPHIN FLIPPER.
DOCTOR
And to think I used to be an Estate Agent!
