Women sour #
Heather Mills is being interviewed; she has a box on her lap
Interviewer
Welcome to BBC’s women sour, Heather Mills you’ve made some serious accusations about Paul McCartney beating his wife, have you got any evidence?
HeatherYes, in my magic box of evidence to give to the press, in case I die, I’ve got Linda in here.
Interviewer
Erm right.
Heather
She’s possessing one of my socks, from my missing right leg, I’ll bring her out.
Heather lifts her right hand out of her box, it has a sock puppet on it, she holds it to her ear as if listening.
Heather
Paul beat you?,…..and he shot John Lennon?..........what else Linda you can tell me? He eats meat, how shocking, and when I’m away doing work for charity, he uses you to masturbate!
Heather throws sock on ground, and whilst screaming hysterically stamps on it with one foot.
Heather
I’ll show you I’m a pretty blonde, mummy! I am like Diana, and Kate McCann, I’m not crazy!
Interviewer
Next week, Ulrika Johnson, on how she tells her four little bastards apart, she uses their first names
