Heather Mills is being interviewed on the misfortunes of life.
INT: So Heather, tell me about the accident?
HEATHER: Well it’s all a bit of a blur really pet, I was on me bike doin about 50, when this bloody car came from nowhere, knocked me clean off, and I lost me leg the next day!
HEATHERS DOG ENTERS THE ROOM.
INT: What a lovely dog. I see it has no tail?
HEATHER: Tragic that! I was doin some shopping back home in Newcastle like, I wanted to look at a new clothes shop on the top floor, we went up the escalator, got his tail caught on the top step, blood and shit everywhere!
INT: How awful? Do you have any other pets?
HEATHER: Indeed I have. I’ve a lizard with no tongue, a budgie with no beak, a fish with no fins, and a three legged chicken.
INT: A three legged chicken?
HEATHER: Yes pet! Well me luck had to change sometime.
END.
