British Comedy Guide

What have I learnt today? Page 4

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WHILT

1)Scott Mills is still the biggest c**t on radio/TV. Stop hiring him for f**k sakes

2)At around midday on BBC Three you can see full vaginal penetration. Unfortunately its a baby coming out of the vagina rather than a penis going in. It was like car crash TV I couldn't look away. Put me right off my sandwich :(

P.S. Now I fully understand why women get C-sections.

:O

Thing is I was innocently watching 'hip, young' presenters saying things like ejaculate, penetrate, sperm, penis and laughing at the diagrams then I see this coconut thing. Whoosh! A shit load of liquid came out and the cocnut started crying and I realised what I was watching Sick

Laughing out loud

I stay away from watching any of that stuff - I know full well it will put me off having babies for life. And when I have a baby, I am having a big screen put up between my eyes and the baby exiting area.

I'm adopting.

'That', is just NOT happening.
No way.

There's only one type of head passing through your fannies, aye girls?

Quote: ajp29 @ February 28, 2008, 4:06 PM

Thing is I was innocently watching 'hip, young' presenters saying things like ejaculate, penetrate, sperm, penis and laughing at the diagrams then I see this coconut thing. Whoosh! A shit load of liquid came out and the cocnut started crying and I realised what I was watching Sick

Laughing out loud
I learned that my postman is either a vampire, murderer or a woman.
My mail had blood spots all over it.

I've had mail with blood on it before!!

I didn't touch it. Got someone else to.

Quote: Leevil @ February 28, 2008, 4:34 PM

There's only one type of head passing through your fannies, aye girls?

:O

There's an image... >_<

Quote: Leevil @ February 28, 2008, 4:34 PM

There's only one type of head passing through your fannies, aye girls?

Hahaha Laughing out loud It's funny cause it's true!

See. NOW I get what he meant.

Leevil went and made me think of an ACTUAL HUMAN HEAD popping up there.

I feel a bit queasy. :)

Quote: Leevil @ February 28, 2008, 4:34 PM

There's only one type of head passing through your fannies, aye girls?

:O Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ February 28, 2008, 4:39 PM

See. NOW I get what he meant.

Leevil went and made me think of an ACTUAL HUMAN HEAD popping up there.

I feel a bit queasy. :)

You'd have to ask Charley about that.

I learned that as cute and fluffy hamsters are, if you're holding one in your hand and your labrador sniffs its arse, it WILL bite your finger down to the f**king bone and make you bellow the word "OOYAKUNT!"

:O

Ouch!

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