What have I learnt today? Page 10

I've also learnt that I always think I need the loo on the way home from somewhere, but then it goes away when I actually get home. Why, I have not yet learnt.

I always think I do when I'm at the cinema.

Nervous at not having easy access to a toilet?

Unless you're LOOOAAAAADED and ride everywhere in a particularly luxurious and well kitted out limo.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ March 2, 2008, 5:14 PM

How?! Today I have learnt that it's *possible* to go down a shoe size!

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He had to have his toes amputated.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ March 2, 2008, 5:25 PM

I've also learnt that I always think I need the loo on the way home from somewhere, but then it goes away when I actually get home. Why, I have not yet learnt.

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Is that because you piss on the bus?

Nice.

Bastard!

Quote: David Chapman @ March 2, 2008, 6:49 PM

Is that because you piss on the bus?

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No, but having read this I had a nightmare last night that I did!

That this is my 1000th post. I hope I've made some friends.

You make one for every 1000th post, I now have 7, they are all Kent Pete

Can I ask who is this Kent Pete ?

That Zooo wants to fu Steven Beale!

Quote: Jake How @ March 4, 2008, 7:31 PM

Can I ask who is this Kent Pete ?

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I think he's Jamie Jones in disguise.

I learnt that I will get a full nelson tonight!

I have learnt that if you drink more than 3 cans of diet coke in the space of 6 hours...you become high with the caffeine and the chances of being able to concentrate on anything but dancing crazily is nill to nothing...

I know I don't make sense.

Isn't half the point of diet Coke that's caffeine free? It's disgusting, whatever the point is.

Dancing ... Eesh. Can you feel my contempt eminating from here?