British Comedy Guide

Meeting Sketch

Int. Meeting Room

2 men and 2 women are sat round a table. There is paperwork on the table.

Man 1: We just can't afford to keep sheet metal running.

Woman 1: Yes, we can. We just need to make careful cuts.

Woman 2: Do you think we can get a budget together?

Man 2: It's a Bullseye, and here's your host Jim Bowen

Man 1: That's a good point. We didn't count on the union did we.

Woman 2: No, they can be a tricky bunch at the best of times.

Man 2: Let's have a look at what you could have won.

Woman 1: What are you trying to say?

Man 1: He's trying to say that it's not possible in this day and age, aren't you?

Man 2: I want you to consider a gamble, the money you've won, that's safe, your charity money's safe too, it's these prizes. Would you like to gamble your prizes, for tonight's star prize, which is hiding behind Bully?

Woman 2: I think we're just going to have to agree to disagree.

Man 1: Aye, You can't beat a bit o' bully.

Everyone looks at Man 1 in bemusement.

Man 1: Sorry.

ENDS

Sadly, I think Peter Kay has the Bullseye humour thing all sewn-up now.

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