My wife just pulled this gag on me on Messenger.
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I've just been out in car and bumped into another one. The door opened on the other car and a dwarf got out and he began shouting obscenities at me.
Amongst other things he said: I AM NOT HAPPY!
So I asked him which one he was then?
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Just relieved I didn't have to pay for another repair bill. [phew!]
