One of the oddest sketch ideas to pop into my head, so thought I'd get it out of their fast.
INT. HALL. DAY.
A YOUNG MAN (SID) IS TALKING TO THE EVENT ORGANISER (SHERI).
SID
See living in the city and working long hours, I really don't get the opportunity to do this off my own back.
SHERI
A lot of our clientle are the same so not to worry. Just step through there and remember when the Klaxon sounds move onto the next one.
THE DOOR OPENS TO REVEAL A THRONG OF NERVOUS MEN AND AROUNF A PODIUM A SERIES OF TREES. A SIGN READS 'SPEED TREE HUGGING'.
ENDS