Buck Pass
Gordon Brown walks on set holding a shoe, Alistair Darling is there.
Gordon
Your bloody cat has just shit in my shoes, clean it up.
Alistair
It’s not my problem I nationalised it.
Gordon
What the hell are you talking about?
Alistair
Well I thought if we can nationalise a 25 billion pound disaster like Northern Rock, there must be other things to pass the buck on.
Gordon
So by nationalising your cats jobbies it’s not your fault, not the cats fault, it’s every body’s fault.
Alistair
Dead right, PM.
Gordon snatches Alistair’s red box.
Gordon
I’m about to do something to your ministerial papers you might want to nationalise.
Alistair
Go ahead can’t stink anymore than cutting inheritance tax.
Mosquito
Howard Stapleton is being interviewed.
Interviewer
Mr Stapleton this mosquito device of yours is a blatant abuse of teenager’s rights. By creating a noise they find unbearable, it’s a disgusting way of getting them to move on.
Howard
That’s not fair it’s got multiple settings for different groups. Look I’ll set it to Daily Mail reader.
Fiddles with it
VO
Diana was a loose nickered slut, who was trying to shag every Arab bloke in the world, and was too stupid to realise her driver was pissed.
Howard
Now I’ll set it to Jeremy Clarkson fan.
VO
Big car small willy, Big car small willy.
Howard
It’s even got a universal setting to annoy every body.
Jamie Blunt, or some other crappy modern bit of pop plays.
Interviewer
God that’s annoying I’ve gotta get out of here.
