Having A Meal Sketch

Let me know what you think. Thanks.

A HUSBAND AND WIFE ARE SITTING AT A TABLE HAVING A MEAL. THEY'RE BOTH FROM YORKSHIRE

Man
Yes thanks, we'll have two Roast Dinners. (HANDS BACK THE WAITER THE MENU, THE WAITER WALKS OFF)

Woman
(SIGHS) I didn't want that love. I can choose my own dinner you know.

Man
Yes I know, but they who pay have a say.

Woman
That makes no sense, stupid man.

Man
(LOOKS INTO SKY, DAYDREAMING)
The magic, the love, the passion.

Woman
(LOOKS CONFUSED)
Love I appreciate the compliments but Valentines day was a few days ago.

Man
I wasn't talking about you woman, you got your card, and a new Iron (LAUGHS)

Woman
(GRITTING TEETH)
What was you talking about then?

Man
The FA Cup. Didn't you see Barnsley beat Liverpool? (SIGHS) Bloody Women!

(CAMERA SHOWS WOMAN, THROWS A CUP AT HUSBAND)

Woman
There's your cup upset!

Good.

I loved the "Those who pay have a say line".
Nicely written too. I felt the mans Nonchalance.

Quote: Charley @ February 17, 2008, 3:58 PM

Good.

I loved the "Those who pay have a say line".
Nicely written too. I felt the mans Nonchalance.

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Oh Charley, I say!.....What did it feel like

It felt gooooooooooood!

Not a fan of this one, 3 bits of banter, with no conclusion. And an sketch where the guy's being a bit of a shit, needs him to have his comeuppance, or ironically not get it.

e.g. she picks up a groin protector and says
"There's your cup,"
Then kicks him in the balls.

Thanks for all the feedback guys. You can probably tell that not much thinking went into this. I was bored earlier and this is the result lol. Thanks anyway guys!

Yes Paul. Not one of your best. But you have set yourself high standards with some of your earler sketches.

I liked it but it should be....What WERE you talking about.....not was