INT - RECORDING STUDIO - DAY
KEEF, MICK, RONNIE AND CHARLIE ARE SITTING AT THE MIXING DESK.
RONNIE:
Hey Guys, I think we're taking the piss a bit expecting the public to listen to a warning about drugs from us man.
KEEF:
Like whass 'at man?
RONNIE:
Like you warning Mary Winehouse about drugs man. It's a bit rich ain't it? What about the half tonne of Charlie you took at Mick's party back in the eighties?
MICK:
Yeah but remember Ronnie man. That wasn't drugs man. It was the ashes of my pet dog man. I'd named him after Charlie; Keef's found the urn man and sniffed him up.
KEEF:
Hey don't mention that man. Bad karma. Bad vibes.
MICK:
Why's that man?
KEEF
I spent the rest of the week chasing cars and trying to lick my own arse man. Broke half me teeth and put me back out man.
END:
good one!
