Comedy writers
This reminded me of an episode of "Ali G In Da USAiiii" where Borat is at a dating agency asking for advice on how to pick up women: "Can I tell joke? Yes? Ok. I have good joke. There is a chair, and it has legs, and it walk, bom bom bom!!! It a walking chair!!!"
Or something like that. Anyway this is funny and I like your writing generally. Not sure what use it is though, because it doesn't really appear to be a sketch. Could see it on a sitcom script maybe if the beginning were trimmed - or made a bit funnier.
Very slick writing. Great dialogue. Funny.
Are you having a dig Lulu?