Do not be too kind to him. He was a Scottish alcoholic.
No I didn't drive him to it. I made the f**ker walk.
How many people here have you REALLY pissed off? Page 3
Quote: Charley @ February 17, 2008, 10:44 PMDo not be too kind to him. He was a Scottish alcoholic.
It wasn't Frankie Boyle was it?...
Quote: Charley @ February 17, 2008, 10:44 PMDo not be too kind to him. He was a Scottish alcoholic.
No I didn't drive him to it. I made the f**ker wank.
That's a first.
Quote: David Chapman @ February 17, 2008, 10:48 PMI like cocks.
LOL
Quote: David Chapman @ February 17, 2008, 10:52 PM
You take 3 at once Dave?
LOL again.
L 'O' ve it guys! 
Quote: David Chapman @ February 17, 2008, 10:52 PM:I once went up & down a firemans pole. It was very slippy
Well Dave thats nice but erm, shouldn't you be keeping this to yourself.
Quote: David Chapman @ February 17, 2008, 10:52 PMI can not deny my love for cock anymore Charley
Dave this is not MSN, we are on the world wide web you know.
Quote: David Chapman @ February 17, 2008, 10:52 PMShit. What you mean they all know now
Yes!
Quote: Charley @ February 17, 2008, 11:03 PMWell Dave thats nice but erm, shouldn't you be keeping this to yourself.
Dave this is not MSN, we are on the world wide web you know.
Yes!
Hell hath no fury!!
You need to be careful Dave!
Quote: ian_w @ February 17, 2008, 11:40 PM
Hell hath no fury!!You need to be careful Dave!
Of a Woman's corns?
Quote: Charley @ February 17, 2008, 11:03 PMIt's OK because really I'm a nun and a virgin. Yes!
Ialways suspected something was a bit funny. It never did ring true.
Quote: Charley @ February 17, 2008, 10:10 PMWho can I piss off then. I mean really piss off. Make them sooooooooooooooooooooooo mad they try to assasinate me?
No charley that's not true.
Oh by the way don't start your car...
Quote: Charley @ February 17, 2008, 10:44 PMDo not be too kind to him. He was a Scottish alcoholic.
No I didn't drive him to it. I made the f**ker walk.
I loved your description of him as being a Scottish alcoholic as opposed to an English or Welsh alco, or indeed just an alcoholic. It gives him an added potency in my opinion. In the alcohlics league table Scottish ones must be pretty close to the top.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ February 18, 2008, 10:59 AM
I went drinking with this guy from my work who was scottish... he was f**king mental, they truely are premiership drinkers.