It's late.
Ext. Town. Night.
A man is walking down a street. Out of an alleyway steps a mugger.
Mugger: Here, mate. Give us your wallet.
Man: No. Get your own you.
Mugger: I said “GIVE!”.
Man: And I said “no”.
Mugger: Right!
The mugger throws a punch at the man. The scene freezes just before the mugger’s fist hits the man. An explosion of light fills the screen.
Cut To: The man has been transported to a bright, white room. A door to it opens and in walks Dan Aykroyd.
Man: Oh wow! It’s movie legend Dan Aykroyd. Tell me, Dan, how do I escape the mugger?
Dan: People think that Bill Murray was the most popular Ghostbuster, but they’re wrong.
Man: Wh-what?
Dan: Dragnet originally saw me being teamed up with an animated chimp. Luckily, I was able to exert creative control and called in Tom Hanks.
Man: Dan, I need your help to escape the mugger. Stop reminiscing!
Dan suddenly looks very concerned.
Dan: BELUSHI! BELLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSHIIIIIIIII!!!!!
Man: Who?
The screen fills with an explosion of light.
Cut To: The original night-time street scene.
The action is freezed, but unfreezes after a second. The mugger's punch connects with the man’s face. The man falls to the floor.
Man: (WHEEZES) Damn you, Aykroyd.
ENDS
