Warranty

I'm bored so I wrote this straight into the box with very little thought. See if anyone thinks it's any good.

SCENE. INT. COMPUTER SHOP. DAY.

A man walks into the shop and approaches a member of staff.

CUSTOMER:
All right mate, I want to buy a new laptop computer, you know just for serving the web and shit.

SALESMAN:
Well sir we have this new computer with Windows Vista, which is rather new so that means it works and it's better than anything.

CUSTOMER:
Well that's great, how much is it?

SALEMEN:
£400 mate.

CUSTOMER:
That's great I'll take it!

SALESMEN:
Great, would you like to get some extended warranty? It's only £450.

CUSTOMER:
£450? But that's more than the laptop!

SALEMAN:
Yeah, but what if you break your laptop? If you have no warranty you won't be able to get it fixed and then your mates will think you're a right cock!

CUSTOMER:
Well I don't want my mates thinking I have a cock, sure I'll take it.

END.

Quote: Paul W @ February 16, 2008, 9:05 PM

CUSTOMER:
Well I don't want my mates thinking I have a cock, sure I'll take it.

END.

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I think you might have made a tiny mistake here.

But yes - it is terrible these bloody warranties.

I liked it Paul.

Didn't quite work for me Paul. what i really wanted to see was a sketch where the salesman is trying to find some 'shit' after the guy says 'you know just for serving the web and shit' Now thats a funny sketch.

i think it needed a little thought

Quote: M Lewis @ February 17, 2008, 2:06 PM

i think it needed a little thought

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me too.

I actually forgot I posted it until just now.

Thanks for the feedback always appreciated.

Quote: David Chapman @ February 16, 2008, 9:41 PM

I think you might have made a tiny mistake here.

But yes - it is terrible these bloody warranties.

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And it wasn't a mistake I was trying to be surreal

Quote: Paul W @ February 17, 2008, 8:10 PM

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And it wasn't a mistake I was trying to be surreal

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Sorry - I've done that before with you haven't I.