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My manifesto

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Quote: frostyboy @ February 16, 2008, 5:13 PM

Declare Peterborough as the new capital of England.

I thought that Peterborough was "New Poland"?

Slough is Poland2.

Quote: frostyboy @ February 16, 2008, 5:13 PM

Raise the school leaving age to 28.

I like that one! I miss school a bit.

frostyboy? Where do you live? I'm in Werrington.

BTW, I thought it was Lithuania Rolling eyes

Yep

Do you know the Dragon pub?

I thought they already DID deport sex offenders to Australia

Quite random, but just made me think.
Someone at an England v Aussie cricket match once shouted to Shane Warn 'hey Warnie, why are you such a fat bastard?'

He shouted back 'Because every time I f**k your wife she gives me a biscuit'
Just thought that was pretty funny!

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