Quote: Charley @ February 16, 2008, 7:06 PMIf these magic pants vibrate, I am off for an interview.
Seriously though, that is very rude. So to work at Next you need to not only be young, attractive & a graduate, you have to be thin.
All that for £6 an hour & a tiny percentage off crap clothes.
I know it's great.
If I worked there, I'd be wary of guys with magic wands shouting Abracadabra!
LOL!!!!! I got such a sick mind!!!
Quote: Jude @ February 16, 2008, 9:12 PMIf I worked there, I'd be wary of guys with magic wands shouting Abracadabra!
With 'magic' sparks shooting from the end?
Quote: David Chapman @ February 16, 2008, 8:48 PMAre you sure? I suppose it is much easier to graduate nowadays though.
What a senseless waste of an education that would be though, however many graduates there are kicking about.
As if some young girl's gonna go "I'm off to uni so I can get in at Next".
If that's how things are becoming what the hell will the unqualified be left with?
What magic attire are the male staff being asked to wear?
Just a wand 
I used to go out with a magician once.....he used to make things disappear.. ooh Missus.
Filthy! 
I do magic! The equipment is all so freaking expensive though. 
Expecto Patronum!
Magic is for idiots. voodoo is where the money is.
Quote: Aaron @ February 16, 2008, 5:18 PMThe ability to make things disappear? Ahem.
I don't get it but I don't think I'm supposed to 
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What is the deal with my pants? 
At no point have I ever pulled a bunny out of them
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ February 17, 2008, 2:42 AMWhat is the deal with my pants?
Dunno what the dea is but i bet its great value 
I'm not an Asda!
I'm classy. I cover my mouth when I burp.
That is classy. I cover my arse when i fart... that isn't classy