Female staff at 'Next' have been asked to wear magic pants to make them look slim 
Next
'Magic Pants' there's a sitcom right there.
Will Ruby star?
All depends on what context of 'magic' we are talking.
The ability to make things disappear? Ahem.
No doubt there are many qualities that could be described as magic about Ruby's pants, but I am going to say no more for fear of getting into trouble 
Others may speculate away 
Quote: dannyjb1 @ February 16, 2008, 4:38 PM'Magic Pants' there's a sitcom right there.
By George, I think you're right 
Quote: Up4it @ February 16, 2008, 6:05 PMBy George, I think you're right
No, it won't be by George.
Please let me direct Up4it...
Quote: Paul W @ February 16, 2008, 6:08 PMPlease let me direct Up4it...
Ah, but do you have the gusset for it?
If these magic pants vibrate, I am off for an interview.
Seriously though, that is very rude. So to work at Next you need to not only be young, attractive & a graduate, you have to be thin.
All that for £6 an hour & a tiny percentage off crap clothes.
Quote: Charley @ February 16, 2008, 7:06 PMSeriously though, that is very rude. So to work at Next you need to not only be young, attractive & a graduate,
Are you sure? I suppose it is much easier to graduate nowadays though.
well its nice to have some eye candy whilst the other half is dragging you round countless clothes shops 
Good excuse for a lie-in though.
Sorry I'm late my magic pants disappeared!
people with think you are riding the herb dragon lol