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Has the world gone mad? Page 2

Quote: writeone1 @ February 16, 2008, 4:08 PM

What about taking a piss in one of them car john things, now thats an accident waiting to happen, speed bumps, pot holes, a blow out, foreskin trapped in zip whilst approaching a jumction at speed.

Fukkin lethal, there should be road signs displaying the dangers...

And this is cool o-O, can I use it too.

Surely pissing in one of those things prevents an accident?

Back to the thread, what about hayfever and other alergies? Even the sun makes me sneeze. Is that just me? Sounds ridiculous.

And I agree with Aaron. What's wrong with solving real crime? Over the last 20 years I've had my flat burgled, my car broken into twice and a stone thrown through one of my bedroom windows and I never heared anything more about any of these incidents. The only person to get caught in all this time was me, for doing 50 in a 40 zone on a country road where, for no decernable reason, the speed limit had been reduced from 60 to 40. I blame government targets though, not the police, obviously. The police do a difficult job in difficult circumstances. The government though, are just a bunch of ****'s. Self censores at the last minute.

Quote: Tuumble @ February 16, 2008, 12:43 PM

Mickey Mouses ears but one is slightly bigger than the other

No... The underscore is a mouth. Any clearer now? o_O

Quote: frostyboy @ February 16, 2008, 12:54 PM

Your testicles.

If you think testicles look anything like that, it's probably time you went to the doctor. All that penis enlargement stuff you've been injecting must be playing havoc with your system.

Quote: Up4it @ February 16, 2008, 2:40 PM

:O You BLINK whilst you're driving!

No - I don't drive. :P

Figure this one out?

8=o ()

If that's to scale, then your Mrs. has my sympathy. :(

It looks like a sideways baboon.

Quote: steve by any other name @ February 16, 2008, 4:26 PM

And I agree with Aaron. What's wrong with solving real crime?

Much too difficult Steve that's what's wrong with it. Much easier to nick motorists from the comfort of a nice warm van or a control room than to find bastards who are beating up and stealing money off poor old and defenceless pensioners

Quote: zooo @ February 16, 2008, 5:36 PM

It looks like a sideways baboon.

Hahaha, it actually does! :D

Quote: steve by any other name @ February 16, 2008, 4:26 PM

The police do a difficult job in difficult circumstances.

Creep - do you think that will make any difference?

ALSO, Rapists, thieves and murders have more human rights and laws protecting them then motorist do.

check this shit out ('v') Its a little chick :)

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