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Has the world gone mad?

You know the rules about lack of concentration when driving if you're having a cellphone conversation? Obviously they are making a point that you are not fully concentrating on the road but at least your eyes are open. I heard today on the news that there's talk of banning people from driving if they have colds because if you sneeze while you drive your eyes are closed. So if you are caught sneezing you could get fined.

Can you believe that?

o_O

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Hype? Tabloid?

Immigration!

Bloody ... people!

Quote: Tuumble @ February 15, 2008, 11:46 PM

You know the rules about lack of concentration when driving if you're having a cellphone conversation? Obviously they are making a point that you are not fully concentrating on the road but at least your eyes are open. I heard today on the news that there's talk of banning people from driving if they have colds because if you sneeze while you drive your eyes are closed. So if you are caught sneezing you could get fined.

Can you believe that?

Well it seems reasonable to me.

What happens if you sneeze over the windscreen and it's a reeeaaally bad cold?

You stop and clean it off?

But seriously though, if that is a real proposal, it's f**king ridiculous. How is it meant to be enforcable? It'd just be another useless piece of legislation utilised by the police to hit their conviction targets, rather than solving rapes, murders, and general crime-prevention etc etc.

If nothing else, the eyes can't be closed for much longer than when one blinks!

What about if you take your eyes off the road to read a road sign!
That could cause heaps of f**king shit.
I once passed a road sign that said
Welcome to Marlow. Twinned with Marlowe in France. Please drive carefully.
Then 1 second later
Road works ahead. Please be aware that between the hours of 7am - 4pm, from the 17th of September until approximatley 3rd of Febuary, this road will be closed. Sorry for any inconvenience.

Those two signs cost me £250 excess & higher insurance premiums.

Quote: Aaron @ February 15, 2008, 11:49 PM

o_O

What does this symbol mean?

they should just ban cars and make everyone drive lorries like chris eubanks.

Quote: Tuumble @ February 16, 2008, 12:24 PM

What does this symbol mean?

What does it look like?

Mickey Mouses ears but one is slightly bigger than the other

Quote: Aaron @ February 16, 2008, 12:38 PM

What does it look like?

Your testicles.

They look like my granny's tits actually.

Quote: Aaron @ February 15, 2008, 11:57 PM

You stop and clean it off?

But seriously though, if that is a real proposal, it's f**king ridiculous. How is it meant to be enforcable? It'd just be another useless piece of legislation utilised by the police to hit their conviction targets, rather than solving rapes, murders, and general crime-prevention etc etc.

If nothing else, the eyes can't be closed for much longer than when one blinks!

:O You BLINK whilst you're driving!

What about taking a piss in one of them car john things, now thats an accident waiting to happen, speed bumps, pot holes, a blow out, foreskin trapped in zip whilst approaching a jumction at speed.

Fukkin lethal, there should be road signs displaying the dangers...

And this is cool o-O, can I use it too.

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