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Yes, I think so too.

Well I think that is the end of my Sex chat.

Oh my..!

Enough is enough, gordon bennet!

Can you reign it in a bit, Jake-o?

This is a picture of me doing model work.

Quote: jake how @ February 16, 2008, 5:45 PM

This is a picture of me doing model work.

Airfix? Or in clay? :D

Ray, behave yourself.

You only said that to get another post.

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You only said THAT to get YOURself another post!

But who would do such a thing? :P

Quote: jake how @ February 16, 2008, 4:49 PM

She can but I enjoy it so much I tell her to keep doing it, it works like this she give me a bl** jo* and I put my d**k up her bum that is how we do it.

Does this girlfriend of yours have a hanging jaw & trouble sitting down?

I swear I would give a blow job for all of 10 seconds. If it was a 69 then I will suck until I have come. Over than that, the guy can suck his own cock.
There is nout for free in my book & there is no way, while I have control of my gob, that I am giving a guy something for nothing. Noooooooooo Wayyyyyyyyyy!
When I am in my 80's & my kids refuse to look after me in their home. Should I be placed in a retirement bungalow & a fellow male oldie (Not Dave) should prize my mouth apart. So be it. However he can bet his baggy bollox he will suffocate in his sleep. I will ride his face like a jack russell.

So have you ever gven some one a Bl** jo* before then ?

Yes! L|oads of times. On account.

I think the only things with bl** jo* is that the s**** goes in all over her face sorry about the word but I have only put the first letter.

Well you can aim it, so that it goes into a guy's face.

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