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Quote: jake how @ February 15, 2008, 6:18 PM

I was just wondering how many times people make love a week ? I do it about 6 times a week and I really enjoy it.

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Well! The answer is once & that was the result of rape. Well it felt like I was raping him anyway.

Quote: jake how @ February 15, 2008, 6:30 PM

Sex is brillant and B*** j*** are even better the s**** does get all over the place mind.

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What a waste. All those potential babies just squirting out the window. Seeya babies.

Quote: Leevil @ February 15, 2008, 6:40 PM

69?

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Ohhhh go on then. Bagsy me on top.

I reckon my mum used to stick me to things by my vagina lips. Like a sucky thing. To stop me from going anywhere. A sort of cheap playpen for toddlers. It can be the only explanation for my lengthened laby lips.

Quote: Charley @ February 16, 2008, 5:00 AM

Well! The answer is once & that was the result of rape. Well it felt like I was raping him anyway.

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LOL

Quote: Charley @ February 16, 2008, 5:00 AM

I reckon my mum used to stick me to things by my vagina lips. Like a sucky thing. To stop me from going anywhere. A sort of cheap playpen for toddlers. It can be the only explanation for my lengthened laby lips.

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Quote: jake how @ February 15, 2008, 6:18 PM

I was just wondering how many times people make love a week ? I do it about 6 times a week and I really enjoy it.

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Once a year, if that. It's bloody boring and I hate it.

Jake, you want to ask the doctor what was in the pills he subscribed you Dude. I liked the old Jake. This testosterone-frenzied cock-thrusting red-blooded macho man is scaring me ... and scarring me.

I'll have your unused prescription, btw.

I reckon my mum used to stick me to things by my vagina lips. Like a sucky thing. To stop me from going anywhere. A sort of cheap playpen for toddlers. It can be the only explanation for my lengthened laby lips.

Its called 'balaclava hat syndrome' The Inuit people invented it for keeping the mens ears warm.

Well I had great sex last night and a Bl** Jo* for about an hour, what is the longest you have had a bl** jo* for ?

Charley gives one about 100 times a week so I have been told.

Longest blowjob? About 1minute 30seconds.

Is that all I have one for about an hour, me and my mate had one for about an hour and hlaf last night blow jobs are the best.

I don't know about the blowee, but talking on behalf of the hypothetical blower, in what we like to call the real world, she/he would tell anyone requesting an hour long blowjob to f**k right off.

I say this with love.

I take it your partner will not give you one that long.

Why is it called a blow job and not a slurp job or something.

We used to call it a sperm guzzle.

...sexy.

Her technique must be rubbish if she can't make you cum quicker then an hour.

She can but I enjoy it so much I tell her to keep doing it, it works like this she give me a bl** jo* and I put my d**k up her bum that is how we do it.

Quote: writeone1 @ February 16, 2008, 4:46 PM

Why is it called a blow job and not a slurp job or something.

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Maybe it's 'cos the old fella blows? As in, the Mount Vesuvius or Chernobyl use of the word.

Quote: zooo @ February 16, 2008, 4:45 PM

I don't know about the blowee, but talking on behalf of the hypothetical blower, in what we like to call the real world, she/he would tell anyone requesting an hour long blowjob to f**k right off.

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What if it was particularly tasty. Like, erm, errr... a cock that ACTUALLY did taste of chocolate?

Quote: jake how @ February 16, 2008, 4:49 PM

She can but I enjoy it so much I tell her to keep doing it, it works like this she give me a bl** jo* and I put my d**k up her bum that is how we do it.

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I must stop talking sex I think I have been watching too much BOAF.