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Quote: jake how @ February 15, 2008, 6:39 PM

Yes my Girlfriend.

Funny name for your cat.

I don't know who gives you a B*** j** but my girlfriend gives me mine.

Call the RSCPA. I sure that's illegal. :D

I've never had a blowjob. Dunno why? I think not having a willy plays a big part in that. Unless you count the one I keep in a jar on top of the TV. By the way Aaron, when are you picking that up?

Laughing out loud

I'm celibate.

Your choice or imposed by a court of law?

What we have here, my friends, is a bodyswap.
Plain and simple.

Quote: zooo @ February 15, 2008, 7:08 PM

What we have here, my friends, is a bodyswap.
Plain and simple.

Ahem....hate to tell you but this is how I've ALWAYS looked
:(.

I try to shave at least twice a day :$.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ February 15, 2008, 7:08 PM

Your choice or imposed by a court of law?

My choice.

Really? That's interesting actually! How come if you don't mind me asking? I have a friend who says she is but she always arrives late for everything and turns up red faced. :D

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ February 15, 2008, 7:12 PM

Really? That's interesting actually! How come if you don't mind me asking?

Because vaginas are totally gay.

Clearly! They have been know to hang out at certain bars. :D

How much does your girlfriend earn in a good week then Jake?

Quote: David Chapman @ February 15, 2008, 8:11 PM

How much does your girlfriend earn in a good week then Jake?

Laughing out loud

This was fun

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