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Quote: David Chapman @ February 17, 2008, 12:28 AM

And you're probably about 20 years younger than her.

Double that!

Quote: zooo @ February 17, 2008, 12:32 AM

Wait a second, isn't she dead?

Wikipedia makes no mention of a death. And she's only 65 anyway!

Quote: zooo @ February 17, 2008, 12:30 AM

As if you've met any girls. :)

Laughing out loud

I am going to go a whole hour without mentioning sex.

Impossible. The universe would collapse in on itself.

Quote: Charley @ February 17, 2008, 12:55 AM

I am going to go a whole hour without mentioning sex.

Without mentioning what?

You can't goad me David. I am going a whole hour without mentioning xes.

What are we going to talk about...?

b*** j*bs?

Xes what?

Quote: Badge @ February 17, 2008, 1:06 AM

b*** j*bs?

Laughing out loud

Quote: Charley @ February 17, 2008, 1:04 AM

You can't goad me David. I am going a whole hour without mentioning xes.

But that's cheating cos you're still talking about it you're just using a different word to say what you mean.

L****** P****. :)

Quote: ian_w @ February 17, 2008, 1:17 AM

Laughing out loud

But that's cheating cos you're still talking about it you're just using a different word to say what you mean.

And we all know she's dyslexic.

She puts the sex in dyslexic.

And of course if she keeps it up (!) she'll go mental after that hour. It'll be all over the place.

No I can do it. I really can. Not long to go now. Then I can mention it. PS my sig does not count. I changed that yesterday.

Quote: zooo @ February 17, 2008, 1:23 AM

She puts the sex in dyslexic.

That sounds like some form of abuse.

I'm sure she's more than well-versed in the art of "self-abuse" though.

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